Blops FFA on Nuketown- Ode to Blops

14 limericks make up this blops commentary. Please enjoy it.


I'm A video gamer called Munch,
and I would like to thank you a bunch,
for watching my vids,
and subbing, good kids,
As my opponents, I donkey punch,

We started things off with a bang,
I believe 'spawn rape' is the slang,
you can call me a whore,
but keep an eye on the score,
to the top of the board I just sprang.

I'm running forty-seven dual mag,
and it's not my intention to brag,
but with hardline for blue,
and aim so true,
Chopper, Blackbird, and Attack Dogs I snag

Sleight of hand is good in a pinch,
quick reloads do victories clinch.
Their claymores a-glow,
not a one does blow,
with hacker I n'aer do flinch!

Trash talking's not really my game,
you probably think I'm quite lame,
but if you've got skills,
and rack up those kills,
You know they'll remember your name.

I'd appreciate if you give this a like,
if not you can go take a hike,
I know I'm no bard,
but I'm trying real hard,
and not every pitch is a strike.

My ammo starts to run low,
dual mag doubled it though,
I can take a few more out,
in a barrel like trout,
my excitement is starting to show.

Blackbird's up and I'm hunting them down,
And making them all look like clowns.
When you know where they are,
they can't run too far,
and it's easy to take them to town.

And for those that call me a camper,
on your tongue please put a big damper,
stuck in this house,
trapped like a mouse,
you know that I'll leave when I can sir.

I nearly avoided that 'nade,
while all these suckas try to invade,
shoulda called in my hounds,
my enemies they do surround
but for trapping myself I have paid.

Usually at least one dumb death,
so for flawless don't hold your breath,
but at 30 and 2,
and dogs to chew,
It's a bigger upset than macbeth.

The nearest opponent got four,
while I racked up a hell of a score,
I know I had host,
which lessens the boast,
but I'll bet his ass is still sore.

I hope you've enjoyed all these rhymes,
and yes, they're not all sublime,
there's no denial,
too white to freestyle,
had to write it all down ahead of time.

All these limericks make me quite queasy,
and as a stunt for views it's quite sleazy,
but now I'm done,
and I had lots of fun.
Until next time please do take it easy.